May The Tech Ever Be in Your Favor

We’ve consulted the pros (our team), and we’ve come up with these 25 tech blessings for a painless and smooth 2025.

1. May all your drinks spill on directly the floor and bypass your new pants and expensive keyboard.
2. May your passwords be strong.
3. May your encryption be stronger.
4. For that matter, may your wi-fi signal be strong too.
5. May your mic mute appropriately.
6. May your boot-up be fast.
7. May your disk space fill rate be slow.
8. May your updates fix your all issues. (Both technical and secular. 🙏🏻)
9. May all crashes be caffeine related.
10. May your coworkers never hack your hot-keys to make your system honk like a goose while you code. (Oh, sorry – is that a very IT team specific prank?)
11. May your computer’s USB ports be plentiful.
12. May your pets chew their toys and not your cables.🐈
13. May your servers stay cool.
14. May your website be cool too. (If not, we can help with that. 😎)
15. May all your bluescreens be out your windshield.
16. May your computer fans whir quietly, unless they’re covering your office gossip sesh.🫖
17. May all your gossip happen offline.
18. May you have an excellent zoom background for job interviews if they’re not.
19. May your power outages be short.
20. May your extension cables be long.
21. May your Bluetooth signal emit through an undiscovered solid lead wall in your office. 😱 (Our troubleshooting is thorough, friends. We’ll discover things about your space that your broker never told you.)
22. May your IT team be knowledgeable and efficient.
23. May your IT team be Spitzer Tech.
24. May you be H-O-T-T-O-G-O.
25. May your printer never catch an attitude. (As if. Maybe in 2026. 💀)